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A very, very, very short and incomplete list of… things? There is really no description of what you’ll see.


An autonomized and curated feed of the most important news in the St. Louis Metropolitan area.


An aggregate news source for the official subreddits of St. Louis’ sports clubs.

Cardinals Emoji Keyboard App

The official unofficial best way to tell your friends that Matt Carpenter’s home run was clutch and that it’s High Socks Sunday.


With the Mozeliak app, you can find, purchase, and dress exactly like our fabulous General Manager, John Mozeliak.

St. Louis Cardinals Valentine’s Day Cards

Happy Valentine’s Day, you knuckleheads.

Some Photos

Things I see and stuff.

Austin Sol Lockscreens

Version one (home games) and version two (full season schedule).